She's talking about her poops. They criss-crossed in the potty today. She has such a great imagination, doesn't she? And no, I didn't take a picture of it. I didn't even think of it. I
do have boundaries, you know!
So the bunny has been wearing, in her words, "panties all day and diapers all night," for a week now! She's had a few accidents but has been doing so well! Most of the time she goes to the bathroom by herself. She either doesn't say anything so I find a little present in the potty when I walk in later or she calls me to wipe her bum. AND, she's not even asking for, "peanut M's" anymore. Progress, I tell ya!
Wow, I wasted no time in throwing this post right into the toilet. Once upon a time, long, long ago, waaaaaaay before children, I didn't talk about poop, much less write about it. Now, I can strike up a conversation in mere minutes with a stranger about our children's bowel habits.
I know all the parents understand. It's all we know! All a new parent does in the early months is change diaper after diaper. It's very uncommon to make it through a week without getting poop on our hands, on our clothes, in our hair, on the dog...
As a breastfeeding mother, I measured my children's intake of food based on their output. It's not as fancy as reading tea leaves, but we can tell a lot about our kids from what we see in the diaper; how they're feeling, how much they're eating, what they ate, etc. I knew to stop eating broccoli for a while with Noah because it made him super gassy. I saw the bubbles in his poop.
When Noah was 6 months old, he had a blood test that showed he was anemic. He had to take an iron supplement which made him go from a 5 time a day pooper to an every 5 day pooper. Every evening, Mike and I would have a conversation that went something like this:
Me: Hi, Honey.
Mike: Hi, Honey, it's nice to see you. Did Noah poop today?
Me: Yes! (I only got to say this a couple times a week.)
Mike: Good! How much? What color? How hard was it? He's got to feel much better.
It's like we were describing the fine qualities of a rare gem; you know the capacity, color, and consistency of poop! Each day that Noah didn't poop, he got increasingly cranky and I had to do special belly massages and make him as comfortable as possible. We ate plenty of "poop mover" foods. I even documented all this in my PDA. Crazy, I tell you! (I was soooo happy when Noah didn't have to take the iron anymore. His poops almost immediately went back to normal. I knew you wanted to know this tidbit of information!)
So the end of diapers should bring all the poop talk to an end, right? Wrong! We're just entering a whoooooole new phase of body habits and discovery. Our toddlers/preschoolers become participants, too. We get to talk about poop
and parts! And it's not just in the bathroom. Potty talk happens when you least expect it...
One night we had barbecue for dinner and the bunny took a slice of brisket and gnawed it off like a starved wolf. I said, "Jordan, you're a carnivore. Can you say, "I'm a carnivore?" She replied, "I'm a carnivore. Can you say, I'm a bagina?" Nice, eh?
I applaud you if you've made it this far into my ramblings. You'll either come away from this with a new understanding for why parents feel it's their right to discuss their children's bowel habits. Or you'll have more proof that I'm just a rambling freak. ;) Either way, this isn't the first time I've discussed this topic and it definitely won't be the last!
I feel the need to reward you, but all I've got is this photo of the bunny on her Port-a-Potty. I'm thinking we should invest in a travel potty.

Okay, here's a bonus video of bunny cuteness!